Blah Blah Blah Button

Are you sick of listening to that shrill wife of yours? You need the the Blah Blah Blah Button. The next time she starts moaning about the dishes, the lawn, the trash, the dog, the other women at work, or the leaky whatever, press the button and see what happens. Warning: protect your dick and balls if you think she might fly into a rage! This is also a fun gift for high strung coworkers.